ROCKSTAR (LIFE) UPDATE
Phone call to my mom a few minutes ago…
ME: Mom, guess what I just bought?!?!
MOM: What did you buy Mikey?
ME: Guess?!
MOM: A puppy?!?
ME: No man, I don’t have time for that. Guess!
MOM: What??!?!
ME: An Accordion!
MOM: Oh Geez…. You’ll have to let Amanda try it out? Was it a big one?
ME: Yeah, I guess, it was on the Facebooks.
MOM: Who from?
ME: Meuly’s Mom!
MOM: Her name is Anna isn’t it? I wonder what nationality she is…
ME: Why, do you want her to be Polish?
MOM: How’s Moonlight Sonata coming?
ME: What?!? I don’t have time for that!
MOM: Oh dear, why is it still so light? I want to go to bed?
ME: What?! Anyway, I’ll pick it up this week – it’ll be at the shop for me when I swap my tires.
MOM: Right then, way to establish your rock career.
ME: I know, sweet, right?
MOM: Sure, buy an instrument you don’t know how to play. You’re really going at this the right way…
ME: Hey man, my career will kick off as soon as I quit stupid working. Do you think it’ll help with the ladies?
MOM: Nope. Not really.
ME: Come on!
MOM: Maybe some Italian.
ME: What?! Why would they be an Italian?
MOM: An Older Italian. If that’s what works for you, go for it I guess.
