ROCKSTAR (LIFE) UPDATE:
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MOM: … But you deleted my flower pictures, how will I get famous.
ME: Mom mom mom, but mom, you don’t need to worry about being famous – just because of your flower pictures. You’re already famous on Facebook.
MOM: I heard. Monica <my Aunt> told me.
MOM: Then Rose Mary <another Aunt> heard about it. Mikey, I think there is some law you’re breaking by not telling me that this conversation might be taped.
ME: What? I just posted something to Facebook, something we talked … our conversation.
MOM: But when?
ME: Like a couple weeks ago.
MOM: I know. I heard. Yes, I hear it from…
ME: Sooo, you’re being famous! Even if I deleted your photos. You’re on Facebook.
MOM: “Infamous” is more like it.
ME: Infamous. And it’s on my web page. But I haven’t updated it though.
MOM: Well, just leave your web page alone, because –
ME: Don’t you like being part of my blog?! Maybe I’ll be a famous Rockstar some day.
NOAH <my nephew>: You have a blog?
MOM: Why didn’t you do it to your father?
ME: Because he’s too normal. (laughter from all)
NOAH: (to my mom) Yeah, you are out of the ordinary. You were trying to kill me earlier.
MOM: Well, yeah..
ME: Why were you trying to kill Noah?
MOM: Well I.. Well I… I’m sure he was saying something nasty to me. So I was just going to, but then dad stopped me… I was just chasing him up the stairs, and “You can’t kill Noah. You can’t kill Noah.” He yelled – don’t kill Noah’. Didn’t he Noah. And well, I wasn’t going to kill Noah, you know I was just going to, you know, just a slight punch.