Italian Accordion

ROCKSTAR (LIFE) UPDATE

Phone call to my mom a few minutes ago…

ME: Mom, guess what I just bought?!?!

MOM: What did you buy Mikey?

ME: Guess?!

MOM: A puppy?!?

ME: No man, I don’t have time for that. Guess!

MOM: What??!?!

ME: An Accordion!

MOM: Oh Geez…. You’ll have to let Amanda try it out? Was it a big one?

ME: Yeah, I guess, it was on the Facebooks.

MOM: Who from?

ME: Meuly’s Mom!

MOM: Her name is Anna isn’t it? I wonder what nationality she is…

ME: Why, do you want her to be Polish?

MOM: How’s Moonlight Sonata coming?

ME: What?!? I don’t have time for that!

MOM: Oh dear, why is it still so light? I want to go to bed?

ME: What?! Anyway, I’ll pick it up this week – it’ll be at the shop for me when I swap my tires.

MOM: Right then, way to establish your rock career.

ME: I know, sweet, right?

MOM: Sure, buy an instrument you don’t know how to play. You’re really going at this the right way…

ME: Hey man, my career will kick off as soon as I quit stupid working. Do you think it’ll help with the ladies?

MOM: Nope. Not really.

ME: Come on!

MOM: Maybe some Italian.

ME: What?! Why would they be an Italian?

MOM: An Older Italian. If that’s what works for you, go for it I guess.