ROCKSTAR (LIFE) UPDATE!
ME: Mom, mom, mom, mom, guess what I just rented!
MOM: Oh no, what? What did you do?
ME: A bass!
MOM: A bass? Like a drum, or a guitar, or a…
ME: A bass, like an acoustic bass guitar.
MOM: Rented – for what reason?
ME: To rock.
MOM: What for? How long for? Why?
ME: For a month. To learn the bass.
MOM: Okay, okay. I was watching a show this morning, and it was all these picture in their house, but they were all with a Bernese Mountain Dog, and even the wedding photo, it was waist down to focus on the dog. So many Bernese photos.. It’s nice outside though, I’m going for a walk. How much was the bass?
ME: 20 for the month. It was a Long and McQuade Insider deal.
MOM: So, in 1 month you’ll be able to record a song.
ME: Uhh, sure. On it.MOM: How’s piano coming? Did you learn that song I told you to learn?ME: Moonlight… umm, no.
MOM: Well at least the sun is shining.
ME: Do you think I could become a bass player.
MOM: Mikey, I can’t even tell the difference, what is the difference?
ME: Lower notes.
MOM: So, like the boom boom boom, okay. I don’t know… You’re not taping any of this are you? Why don’t you learn that Monkey song?
ME: Oh, is that that song that Simon or Noah might’ve made me listen to? Or Pauline’s daughters?
MOM: Yeah, that’s it. I’ll listen to it, and you can learn the bass for the Monkey song.