Piano theft

Me: “Mom, I’m stealing your piano.”
Mom: “Fine… but for payment, you have to learn Moonlight Sonata… by Christmas.”
Me: “Mom?! I don’t know how to play piano?!”
Mom: “You took lessons.”
Me: “For a year. 30 years ago.”
Mom: “And I want a Christmas concert, for my friends.”

Well,at least I know that song. I wonder, if I get a girlfriend by then, that knows that song, if that will count… Yeah, I better start learning how to play piano, damnit. I’ll try for the first 6 minutes.

It better be in “C”.