“Can’t you get discovered?”

ROCKSTAR (LIFE) UPDATE:

Me: “Mom, I have another job interview tomorrow, but I think I should focus on my rockstar career.”

Mom: “Ohhhh… Ohhh Mikey, I don’t know… I just don’t know Mikey. Can’t you just get a job? I just don’t think this rockstar thing is happening as fast as it needs to.”

Me: “But Mom, I think I can do it.”

Mom: “Ohhhh Mikey. I don’t know. You just need a job. And you need to get discovered first, like a youtube video. I just don’t know… Can’t you get discovered? Ohhh, I don’t know…”