ROCKSTAR (LIFE) UPDATE:
ME: … You could’ve seen Bill and Ted 3 Friday night?!!
MOM: Yeah, we had free coupons from Noni.
ME: So did you go?
MOM: No, no.
ME: How could you not go?! It was my Major Motion Picture debut!
MOM: You weren’t there Mikey, you weren’t on that screen.
ME: Yes, way.
MOM: Which one were you Mikey? Were you Bill, Ted?
ME: No mom, I was me. I played myself.
MOM: Mikey, you weren’t in it.
ME: Why do you refuse to believe with me?
MOM: Who told you that?
ME: I’m telling you that.
MOM: Okay, Mikey, Mikey, what scene were you in?
ME: At the closing scene during the closing credits. I was playing guitar and melodica.
MOM: Mikey! Mikey, now how would they have gotten that?
ME: I sent it to them!
MOM: Really?ME: Yes!
MOM: Mikey, Mikey, don’t try to fool your old mother.
ME: I’m not!MOM: Well, are you getting any money for this?
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